Postpartum Fun

A fun little note about postpartum sneezing (and really, this applies to the last trimester of pregnancy as well)-

Sneeze #1: “Yessss… no pee. Those kegels must be working!”

Sneeze #2: “Mwahaha evil sneeze, you won’t get me!”

Sneeze #3: “dammit.”

Happens every time.