Ellie has really never embarrassed me in public – I’m not the mom who freaks out when her baby cries super loudly in the grocery store (or on the plane), I don’t care if she has a blowout and the stink fills the room, and I think pretty much everything she says is funny or really, really cute.
Recently, however, she managed to make the color rise in my cheeks (even though I still thought she was cute and funny). During a quick trip to Target in search of new nursing tanks, I broughtÂ my little darling into the dressing room with meÂ while I tried a few things on.
The rooms on either side of usÂ were occupied, and Target was not playing any sort of background music over the store speakers – so everythingÂ was relatively quiet. Until Ellie ripped a ridiculously loud fart and then started cracking up… and thenÂ yelled the words “MOMMY TOOTS!”
Okay, so I definitely was laughing, but IÂ told her “No, ELLIE toots. Mommy didn’t toot!” – but nooooooo, repeating the words “MOMMY TOOTS” over and over had her laughing like a hyena and me blushing to no end. And what the heckÂ do you even do in that situation? “Um, excuse me, other people in the dressing room?Â It really wasn’t me, I promise! It was my kid! Really!”
I can’t help but think it must have been her DAD that taught her pass the blame like that. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you.