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		<title>Nipple Brushes &#8211; eek!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have I mentioned how insanely scary all this baby stuff is? And how registering and looking at baby things gives me anxiety? Well&#8230; while I was recently registering at Babies-R-Us with a couple of girlfriends (for support and to catch me if I passed out in a fit of anxiety), a *teeny* bit of my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://theadventuresofsuperwife.com/2010/09/nipple-brushes-eek/</link>
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		<title>How the Cookie Monster was made</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After a great night visiting over dinner with great friends recently, Adam and I returned home to relax for a few minutes before hitting the sack. Sitting on separate couches while watching TV, I suddenly became aware of a deeeeeelicious aroma wafting toward me from Adam&#8217;s direction. Me: (without turning to look) *sniff sniff* Are you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://theadventuresofsuperwife.com/2010/09/how-the-cookie-monster-was-made/</link>
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		<title>But I don&#8217;t want to have a cave baby!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This morning I had my 28-week OB appointment (Holy Shit, when did I get so pregnant??), and after I drank the flat-orange-Fanta-tasting glucola and had my blood drawn, my doctor asked me a whole bunch of questions about preregistering at the hospital, pediatrician choices, childbirth classes, maternity ward tours and other things that made my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://theadventuresofsuperwife.com/2010/08/but-i-dont-want-to-have-a-cave-baby/</link>
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		<title>chchchchCHANGES!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WELL? What do you THINK, y&#8217;all?? I&#8217;ve been itching to make some changes to the blog design, and the time has finally come! A big shoutout THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU to Jess, who redesigned the Superwife site. She was also creator of the original Superwife design&#8230; what a talent! If you&#8217;re looking for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://theadventuresofsuperwife.com/2010/07/chchchchchanges/</link>
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		<title>Boys make everything dirty</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Adam and I made carne asada tacos for dinner tonight&#8230; and apparently I&#8217;m an idiot. Adam: How should I cut the meat? Me: Maybe not as big as we did last time. Adam: Like little pieces? Me: Yeah! I like tiny meat. Adam: *giggle* Billy: (from the living room): Ahhhahahahahaha Me: No, you dorks, I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://theadventuresofsuperwife.com/2010/07/boys-make-everything-dirty/</link>
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		<title>Who says you can&#8217;t teach an old dog new tricks?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today is my two-year wedding anniversary! Adam and I have been together 5 years, married for 2, and we&#8217;ve known eachother for 13.  I have NEVER complained about his gifting skills because, frankly, he gives great presents! He&#8217;s never bought me an ugly piece of jewelry,  he knows what lingerie I like and we both [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://theadventuresofsuperwife.com/2010/07/who-says-you-cant-teach-an-old-dog-new-tricks/</link>
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		<title>Baby (Buying) Steps&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[That post title was weird&#8230; I&#8217;m not taking steps to buy a baby. :) For some reason, I have developed a serious anxiety about buying baby items. ANY baby items. I haven&#8217;t been able to convince myself to buy a SINGLE thing for the baby since I bought Adam a camo diaper bag back in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://theadventuresofsuperwife.com/2010/07/baby-buying-steps/</link>
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		<title>Honey, I&#8217;m hooooooome&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ahhh, boys. I left for about a week recently to do some work-related training in Dallas, TX&#8230; and because I didn&#8217;t want to be totally overwhelmed when I got home, I left a little note for the boys when I left: Dear Adam and Billy, I hope you have a wonderful week of bachelor-fun while [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://theadventuresofsuperwife.com/2010/07/honey-im-hooooooome/</link>
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		<title>Dog Farming</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, my 14-year-old brother, Billy, is up visiting Adam and I from Idaho for the summer, and I&#8217;ve had some&#8230; interesting conversations with him since he&#8217;s arrived. Observe: Billy: Is Tali spaded? Me: Hmmm&#8230; you mean spayed? Billy: Yeah, that. Me: No, we&#8217;re thinking about breeding her next year. Billy: Wow, you WANT like 7 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://theadventuresofsuperwife.com/2010/07/dog-farming/</link>
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		<title>Pop Quiz: WWTFD (What Would The Fasts Do)?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[THE SITUATION: Your dog wakes you up at 3:45 in the morning by ripping a GIANT fart and whining in the corner of your newly-white-carpeted-bedroom. Upon inspection, you find that there is a liquid shit trail that completely circles your bed (and is amazingly also on some parts of the wall).  THE SOLUTION: Do you:  A) Calmly get out [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://theadventuresofsuperwife.com/2010/06/pop-quiz-wwtfd-what-would-the-fasts-do/</link>
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