Archive for the 'Shit My Husband Says' Category

Ketchup Popsicles

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012

It’s starting to look a lot like spring here lately, and Ellie is now obsessed with being outside… so naturally, I’ve been itching to buy her some yard toys. Slides, climbing cubes, etc (you know, Step 2 & Little Tykes stuff) - but brand new those things are ridiculously expensive! I recently told Adam I’d been searching [...]

Apparently I need to eat more cheeseburgers

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

Adam and I were watching television the other night and this stupid Carl’s Jr. commercial came on. RIGHT in the MIDDLE of our conversation, his eyes completely glazed over and he basically forgot I was alive for 30 whole seconds. Have you seen this commercial? The one with Kate Upton? Here… please, do your research: [...]

Random Facts

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

My husband doesn’t read books. Well, not real books. He does, however, love the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader books – you know, the ones with a ton of random facts. I even bought him a few Bathroom Reader CDs a while back to listen to while he goes on long drives for work. He loves [...]

‘Tis The Season

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

Every year since I’ve been without my mom during the holidays (since 2005), decorating my house has been rough – emotionally. I always cry while I hang family ornaments on my tree, and listening to Christmas music just tugs at my heartstrings. On top of that, Adam gets all grinchy during Christmas because it’s a [...]

Can you find the ketchup?

Sunday, August 21st, 2011

Yesterday Adam yelled down the stairs at me to “please go out to the truck and get his clean boxers because he’s taking a shower and he already has all of his clothes off…” To which I replied “you only have ONE pair of boxers that are clean?” and he said “I only have like [...]

Electronics aren’t Jenny-proof?

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

**While I’m on vacation (visiting family and BlogHer-ing) for a few weeks, please enjoy some Superwife classics… posts for which I get the most irl (in-real-life) comments and/or compliments. Have a super few weeks and I’ll be back sooooon!** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quotes from a small scuffle between Adam and I this afternoon (we’re in the middle [...]

Calgon

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

**While I’m on vacation (visiting family and BlogHer-ing) for a few weeks, please enjoy some Superwife classics… posts for which I get the most irl (in-real-life) comments and/or compliments. Have a super few weeks and I’ll be back sooooon!** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Life in this house just never gets boring… My husband and I, lazily watching TV [...]

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