Archive for the 'Now That’s Just Weird' Category

Sorry I’ve been unavailable, I’m folding socks…

Monday, April 30th, 2012

I wrote a while back about how I don’t do Adam’s laundry… stop judging me, he’s a dude and his laundry is gross. And he generates like, seven times as much dirty clothing as I do so if I did his laundry I’d be doing laundry all day every damn day. Anyway, I was feeling nice [...]

Parents Magazine: No-No!

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

While browsing through the most recent issue of Parents magazine, I came across this little “gem” of advice: Now, I may not be in the majority with this thought, but shouldn’t parenting magazines be encouraging families to get outside and be active? According to the CDC website, obesity now affects 17% of all children and [...]

See? I’m totally a good example.

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

Lol.

SuperwifeSarah?

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

Another email that showed up in my inbox last week: Obviously, this person took a lot of time reviewing my site to verify content, audience, and you know… my NAME. I felt it was only polite to respond. Pretty sure that in order to email me, you have to type in “superwifeJENNY (at) gmail (dot) [...]

Broke & Fat Jeans

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

Such a wonderful reminder… of the things I am not. If you wear these jeans, I curse you. CURSE YOU! Updated: You know, looking at this picture close up (click on it), don’t you think it’s weird that the front pair of jeans on this rack do NOT look like they’re exactly for skinnie minnies? [...]

Rules To Fly By

Monday, May 23rd, 2011

For passengers on any airplane I am flying on: RULES TO FLY (WITH JENNY) BY Don’t talk on your cell phone at the top of your lungs at 7:30am while others (namely, me) are boarding/deboarding. It makes me have fantasies about your window breaking and you getting sucked out into nothingness. Don’t chew your gum/apple/candy/cud/whatever [...]

Champagne=evil??

Sunday, May 22nd, 2011

At the dentist recently my hygienist commented that I obviously practice “excellent” home care… and then she told me I have 3 cavities. WTF? Apparently my mouth has low ph? Gah. Anyway this was my brief conversation: Hygienist: “Jenny, do you have any specific drinks you consume a lot, like every day, you know like [...]

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