Archive for the 'Family Funnies' Category

Girls Night?

Saturday, September 24th, 2011

I took Ellie with me to Fred Meyer recently to do a little birthday shopping for my dad. I already had the main part of his gift, but I always always always give him lots of chocolate every year so I had to pick some up. I put Ellie in the mini cart and we set [...]

Green Apple Chapstick: Want One?

Saturday, August 13th, 2011

The first thing I got excited about at the BlogHer Conference last weekend wasn’t my shiny “Superwife” badge. It wasn’t the huge bag-o-swag I got upon registering. It wasn’t even the giant Statue-of-Liberty made entirely of Twizzlers (btw, wtf?)… it was the Pfizer booth in the Expo Hall. Which, I might add, is a shock since [...]

Stop Copying Me! (but don’t really)

Sunday, July 31st, 2011

My little sister Jessie has a twin (my other little sister Sara)… yet she insists on following in my life’s footsteps. Case(s) in point: 20 years ago: Me: Look at my awesome new Winnie-the-Pooh tshirt! Jessie: Cool can I borrow it? Me: Yeah I guess Jessie: Mkay. I’ll just wear it every day and night and [...]

Such an Honorable Title

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

This weekend I received a wonderful surprise from my little sister that made me bawl my eyes out while smiling the whole time…. a beautifully packaged “message in a bottle”. See, my baby sister is getting married in Hawaii next February – so she mailed me an adorable glass bottle filled with sand and shells [...]

Golf balls on the side, please

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Ahhhh… lunch with Dad at Moose’s Tooth… Server: “What can I get you to drink?” Dad: “I’ll have the, uh, PGA.” Server: “ummmm…” Me: “The IPA… haha…” Dad: “I knew it had a ‘G’ in it.”

At least it wasn’t on my face.

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Ahhh, the words you never thought would be a part of your daily life… until you had a kiddo. While changing a particularly “messy” diaper last week, I was laughing and giggling and cooing with Ellie on the changing table. Adam’s 9yo cousin Silvea was visiting, and patiently waiting for me to finish up the [...]

Relevant Information…

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

… according to my mother-in-law (or, Shit My Husband’s Mom Says): While working our asses off during the Saturday Sweatshop class at the Edge Training Studio this weekend, my mother-in-law Lynn and I (along with my brother-in-law’s cutie high school girlfriend Jennifer) struggled our way through most of the class without any problems. When we [...]

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