Archive for the 'Family Funnies' Category

Bruise-Free Bananas

Tuesday, May 21st, 2013

I wouldn’t necessarily say I’m raising a picky eater… But… I’m raising a picky eater. I mean, she eats all kinds of foods. It’s the QUALITY she’s picky about. Most recent prime example: A few mornings ago I was getting the girls up and ready for the day. As I was changing Jamie, Ellie headed [...]

Ice Cream: The Miracle Cure

Saturday, December 1st, 2012

I know I owe you all a birth story about my brand new daughter Jamie Lea, but it’s been a crazy couple of weeks here in the Fast household – cut me some slack, people, I have TWO FREAKING KIDS now! Anyway I promise, it’s coming. In the meantime, I thought I’d share another Ellie-ism… [...]

I swear, we’re not trashy parents.

Friday, September 14th, 2012

During a recent visit to “Gwama and Poppa’s” house, Ellie impressed everyone with her extensive knowledge of body parts (such a show-off, that one). My mother-in-law was almost in tears (of laughter) while sharing this story with me… Apparently, Ellie was sitting up on the kitchen counter talking with her grandpa, pointing to his nose and saying [...]

Girls Night?

Saturday, September 24th, 2011

I took Ellie with me to Fred Meyer recently to do a little birthday shopping for my dad. I already had the main part of his gift, but I always always always give him lots of chocolate every year so I had to pick some up. I put Ellie in the mini cart and we set [...]

Green Apple Chapstick: Want One?

Saturday, August 13th, 2011

The first thing I got excited about at the BlogHer Conference last weekend wasn’t my shiny “Superwife” badge. It wasn’t the huge bag-o-swag I got upon registering. It wasn’t even the giant Statue-of-Liberty made entirely of Twizzlers (btw, wtf?)… it was the Pfizer booth in the Expo Hall. Which, I might add, is a shock since [...]

Stop Copying Me! (but don’t really)

Sunday, July 31st, 2011

My little sister Jessie has a twin (my other little sister Sara)… yet she insists on following in my life’s footsteps. Case(s) in point: 20 years ago: Me: Look at my awesome new Winnie-the-Pooh tshirt! Jessie: Cool can I borrow it? Me: Yeah I guess Jessie: Mkay. I’ll just wear it every day and night and [...]

Such an Honorable Title

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

This weekend I received a wonderful surprise from my little sister that made me bawl my eyes out while smiling the whole time…. a beautifully packaged “message in a bottle”. See, my baby sister is getting married in Hawaii next February – so she mailed me an adorable glass bottle filled with sand and shells [...]

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