Archive for the 'SUPERWIFE JENNY' Category

Trials and Tribulations

Friday, May 11th, 2012

Dirk’s trial starts on Monday. I guess I should say Dirk’s killer’s trial starts on Monday, but we all know it as Dirk’s trial – and I think it’s difficult for many of us to say the man’s name. This week has definitely been a taxing one… sure, I’ve had my moments of laughter and jokes [...]

Ketchup Popsicles

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012

It’s starting to look a lot like spring here lately, and Ellie is now obsessed with being outside… so naturally, I’ve been itching to buy her some yard toys. Slides, climbing cubes, etc (you know, Step 2 & Little Tykes stuff) - but brand new those things are ridiculously expensive! I recently told Adam I’d been searching [...]

Sorry I’ve been unavailable, I’m folding socks…

Monday, April 30th, 2012

I wrote a while back about how I don’t do Adam’s laundry… stop judging me, he’s a dude and his laundry is gross. And he generates like, seven times as much dirty clothing as I do so if I did his laundry I’d be doing laundry all day every damn day. Anyway, I was feeling nice [...]

Apparently I need to eat more cheeseburgers

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

Adam and I were watching television the other night and this stupid Carl’s Jr. commercial came on. RIGHT in the MIDDLE of our conversation, his eyes completely glazed over and he basically forgot I was alive for 30 whole seconds. Have you seen this commercial? The one with Kate Upton? Here… please, do your research: [...]

SuperAdvice: Don’t Be An iBoob

Sunday, March 4th, 2012

Friends, do I have another Superwife lesson for you… It’s possible that you may have a young toddler who loves technology as much as Superbaby does. Have you ever let your child play with your iPhone or iPad? Does it buy you a few minutes every now and then – to set your kiddo up [...]

SuperKids Hats & Clippies

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

Though I haven’t really been active with my Etsy store recently… I am pleased to announce that Superwife’s hats and hair clippies are now available for sale at The Baby Store Toys and More in Wasilla, AK! The Baby Store features gently used and new kids clothing and gear- which I have to say, I’m [...]

Pop go the Cheerios

Sunday, January 15th, 2012

This toy… seems harmless enough, yes? When the red button is pushed, it blows a gentle flow of air that “pops” bright colored plastic balls out of the trunk with barely any pressure at all. Ellie LOVES it. Word to the wise: do NOT leave your mischievous toddler with this toy unattended. Because it’s *possible* [...]

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