The Adventures of Superwife

**While I’m on vacation (visiting family and BlogHer-ing) for a few weeks, please enjoy some Superwife classics… posts for which I get the most irl (in-real-life) comments and/or compliments. Have a super few weeks and I’ll be back sooooon!** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So I got this great idea a while back that I should teach my puppy [...]

Seriously. The last time it was mildy funny… after a few days. This time, I’m just, it’s just, I’m… ARGH! We got new carpet put in downstairs in October, so OF COURSE the dog needed to christen it. With explosive liquid shit. In the middle of the night. Again. (See the reference here) We should’ve [...]

So, my 14-year-old brother, Billy, is up visiting Adam and I from Idaho for the summer, and I’ve had some… interesting conversations with him since he’s arrived. Observe: Billy: Is Tali spaded? Me: Hmmm… you mean spayed? Billy: Yeah, that. Me: No, we’re thinking about breeding her next year. Billy: Wow, you WANT like 7 [...]

THE SITUATION: Your dog wakes you up at 3:45 in the morning by ripping a GIANT fart and whining in the corner of your newly-white-carpeted-bedroom. Upon inspection, you find that there is a liquid shit trail that completely circles your bed (and is amazingly also on some parts of the wall).  THE SOLUTION: Do you:  A) Calmly get out [...]

Setting: Adam walks in as I’m just finishing up staining the guest bedroom bed (which he built out of pine like 5 years ago).    Me: I’m almost done. Adam: Should you be breathing this? Me: Well it needed to be done and I’m very impatient. But I’m almost done, what do you think? Adam: [...]

For the DOG. How fun, that we had to go buy DOG DIAPERS before we’re even able to think about BABY diapers. Blech. But we actually did buy baby diapers… or toddler pullups, rather. Petco wasn’t open after 9pm for real doggie diapers and Tali started bleeding just a little after that time, so we had [...]