Archive for the 'Shit My Husband Says' Category

Hoard-tagious

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

OMG. I just found out about that TV show “Hoarders”… have you guys WATCHED this? *shudder* Anyway, I turned on one episode when I saw the series on Netflix last week, and Adam just happened to walk in halfway through and HE. IS. HOOKED. I, on the other hand, hate hate hate it. I didn’t [...]

Michael Buble… or…

Thursday, July 7th, 2011

It’s becoming quite difficult for me to remember the last time I had a semi-normal conversation in this house. Me: Waaaaahhh! Mom just sent me a text saying that Michael Buble is doing a concert in Spokane on August 10th! I neeeed to go! I wish I could go visit!! Adam: Psh. Me: What?! I [...]

Jack Johnson makes me puke

Wednesday, July 6th, 2011

A perfect example of how men remember things so differently than women (or maybe this is just my husband): Me, listening to Pandora: Awww, a Jack Johnson song. I love him. I love his music! Adam: Meh. He’s kinda faggy. Me: Well, Jack Johnson songs always remind me of us, in the beginning. When you used [...]

Such an Honorable Title

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

This weekend I received a wonderful surprise from my little sister that made me bawl my eyes out while smiling the whole time…. a beautifully packaged “message in a bottle”. See, my baby sister is getting married in Hawaii next February – so she mailed me an adorable glass bottle filled with sand and shells [...]

A celebration is in order?

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

I would be so bored without my husband. Adam is sitting next to me on the couch right in his green beer mug boxer shorts now cheering (“Yesssssssss!” -I’m not kidding) and pumping his fists in the air. Is it because we’re watching a sport of some sort, you ask? Is it because the Mariners [...]

Deep Thoughts by Adam

Monday, May 9th, 2011

I’ve been a little MIA lately, as I was gearing up to head back to work (gimp leg and all)… so as of today, I’m a workin mama again. It’s bittersweet, but since my little munchkin will now be spending her days with her handsome baby dude friend Talon and his wonderful mommy Jen, I feel confident [...]

Is Hillary Duff even famous anymore?

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

Me (looking through my perfume “closet” this morning): “Honey, what perfume should I wear today? Musky or fruity?” Adam (groggily, after hitting his snooze button): “Ew, don’t say ‘musky’… that word is just sick.” Me: “Okay. Honey, what perfume should I wear today? Sexy or fruity?” Adam: “You know me. I only like the high [...]

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