Archive for the 'Shit My Husband Says' Category

Random Facts

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

My husband doesn’t read books. Well, not real books. He does, however, love the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader books – you know, the ones with a ton of random facts. I even bought him a few Bathroom Reader CDs a while back to listen to while he goes on long drives for work. He loves [...]

‘Tis The Season

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

Every year since I’ve been without my mom during the holidays (since 2005), decorating my house has been rough – emotionally. I always cry while I hang family ornaments on my tree, and listening to Christmas music just tugs at my heartstrings. On top of that, Adam gets all grinchy during Christmas because it’s a [...]

Can you find the ketchup?

Sunday, August 21st, 2011

Yesterday Adam yelled down the stairs at me to “please go out to the truck and get his clean boxers because he’s taking a shower and he already has all of his clothes off…” To which I replied “you only have ONE pair of boxers that are clean?” and he said “I only have like [...]

Electronics aren’t Jenny-proof?

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

**While I’m on vacation (visiting family and BlogHer-ing) for a few weeks, please enjoy some Superwife classics… posts for which I get the most irl (in-real-life) comments and/or compliments. Have a super few weeks and I’ll be back sooooon!** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quotes from a small scuffle between Adam and I this afternoon (we’re in the middle [...]

Calgon

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

**While I’m on vacation (visiting family and BlogHer-ing) for a few weeks, please enjoy some Superwife classics… posts for which I get the most irl (in-real-life) comments and/or compliments. Have a super few weeks and I’ll be back sooooon!** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Life in this house just never gets boring… My husband and I, lazily watching TV [...]

Hoard-tagious

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

OMG. I just found out about that TV show “Hoarders”… have you guys WATCHED this? *shudder* Anyway, I turned on one episode when I saw the series on Netflix last week, and Adam just happened to walk in halfway through and HE. IS. HOOKED. I, on the other hand, hate hate hate it. I didn’t [...]

Michael Buble… or…

Thursday, July 7th, 2011

It’s becoming quite difficult for me to remember the last time I had a semi-normal conversation in this house. Me: Waaaaahhh! Mom just sent me a text saying that Michael Buble is doing a concert in Spokane on August 10th! I neeeed to go! I wish I could go visit!! Adam: Psh. Me: What?! I [...]

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