Archive for the 'Now That’s Just Weird' Category

How did she know?

Saturday, May 21st, 2011

I hate Costco. I hate it more on the weekends. I hate it more on weekend afternoons… BUT, to get my beautiful new wine glasses, I went to Costco on Sunday at about 1:45pm. After some redneck (literally, a man in an old beat-up chevy, with a cigarette hanging out of his scruffy face, and [...]

Charity

Friday, May 20th, 2011

Originally posted on jennyfast.com ———————————————– While I was in Seattle this week, I went to Southcenter Mall and window-shopped. To keep myself from actually buying clothes, I went to Baskin Robbins for an ice cream cone (can’t try on clothes if you’re eating ice cream!!). I paid the cute 16-year-old blonde girl behind the counter [...]

Dear Pervert(s),

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

I understand (kind of) that you live a lonely, deserted life with no women who care about you. This may be why you think it’s perfectly acceptable to creep random women out in public places. I’d like you to know, it’s not. It’s not acceptable to talk to women (namely, me) in airports (or restaurants, [...]

Gotcha!

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

Just something to make you all crazy like me: Ever seen the movie Arachnophobia? There’s a scene in it where someone dies because she got bit in the ass by a spider hiding UNDER HER TOILET SEAT. Now I have to lift up the seat to check before I use the toilet. Everysingletime, in everysinglerestroom. [...]

Nitrus, Schmitrus

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

Originally posted on jennyfast.com, in 2009: At my 3 hour dentist appointment today, the assistant offered me nitrous oxide – which I’ve never had. Which is weird, because I have pretty intense dentist anxiety. Anyway when the assistant described it to me as “it’ll just make you feel like you’re on the ceiling,” I was like [...]

Real Men Don’t Make Side Dishes

Monday, March 28th, 2011

I’m not sure if anyone else has this, um, issue, with their husbands/boyfriends/men in their lives – but anyone who has known me for a good length of time is aware of Adam’s special talent for making dinner. And by “making dinner” I mean slapping a piece of meat on a plate and serving it [...]

New & Improved, by Johnson & Johnson…

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

This morning when Adam was in the shower, I was laying in bed and he had our bathroom door open so he could talk to me while he was getting ready for work… Adam: Man, this new body wash I bought smells awesome. Me: How do you like the new stuff I bought for me? [...]

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