While browsing through the most recent issue of Parents magazine, I came across this little “gem” of advice: Now, I may not be in the majority with this thought, but shouldn’t parenting magazines be encouraging families to get outside and be active? According to the CDC website, obesity now affects 17% of all children and [...]
Lol.
Another email that showed up in my inbox last week: Obviously, this person took a lot of time reviewing my site to verify content, audience, and you know… my NAME. I felt it was only polite to respond. Pretty sure that in order to email me, you have to type in “superwifeJENNY (at) gmail (dot) [...]
Such a wonderful reminder… of the things I am not. If you wear these jeans, I curse you. CURSE YOU! Updated: You know, looking at this picture close up (click on it), don’t you think it’s weird that the front pair of jeans on this rack do NOT look like they’re exactly for skinnie minnies? [...]
For passengers on any airplane I am flying on: RULES TO FLY (WITH JENNY) BY Don’t talk on your cell phone at the top of your lungs at 7:30am while others (namely, me) are boarding/deboarding. It makes me have fantasies about your window breaking and you getting sucked out into nothingness. Don’t chew your gum/apple/candy/cud/whatever [...]
At the dentist recently my hygienist commented that I obviously practice “excellent” home care… and then she told me I have 3 cavities. WTF? Apparently my mouth has low ph? Gah. Anyway this was my brief conversation: Hygienist: “Jenny, do you have any specific drinks you consume a lot, like every day, you know like [...]
I hate Costco. I hate it more on the weekends. I hate it more on weekend afternoons… BUT, to get my beautiful new wine glasses, I went to Costco on Sunday at about 1:45pm. After some redneck (literally, a man in an old beat-up chevy, with a cigarette hanging out of his scruffy face, and [...]
