Archive for the 'Marriage:Not for wussies' Category

Sorry I’ve been unavailable, I’m folding socks…

Monday, April 30th, 2012

I wrote a while back about how I don’t do Adam’s laundry… stop judging me, he’s a dude and his laundry is gross. And he generates like, seven times as much dirty clothing as I do so if I did his laundry I’d be doing laundry all day every damn day. Anyway, I was feeling nice [...]

I think I’ve been had…

Saturday, September 24th, 2011

My dad gave me this beautiful hanging plant that my stepmom used as a decoration at our wedding (I don’t know what it is, but it’s pretty white flowers in a basket). I hung it off of my porch, which lets it hang over the small walkway to our front door — you can’t really avoid [...]

Can you find the ketchup?

Sunday, August 21st, 2011

Yesterday Adam yelled down the stairs at me to “please go out to the truck and get his clean boxers because he’s taking a shower and he already has all of his clothes off…” To which I replied “you only have ONE pair of boxers that are clean?” and he said “I only have like [...]

Speaking of Hoarders…

Saturday, July 30th, 2011

OMG y’all… This hoarding thing has been happening for YEARS and I haven’t been paying attention!! Adam has a disease! This is a blog post I wrote in May of 2009 (over 2 years ago!!) when Adam and I were moving into our new house. I think it might be a pattern… Eeeeeeek! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For the past few [...]

Hoard-tagious

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

OMG. I just found out about that TV show “Hoarders”… have you guys WATCHED this? *shudder* Anyway, I turned on one episode when I saw the series on Netflix last week, and Adam just happened to walk in halfway through and HE. IS. HOOKED. I, on the other hand, hate hate hate it. I didn’t [...]

Jack Johnson makes me puke

Wednesday, July 6th, 2011

A perfect example of how men remember things so differently than women (or maybe this is just my husband): Me, listening to Pandora: Awww, a Jack Johnson song. I love him. I love his music! Adam: Meh. He’s kinda faggy. Me: Well, Jack Johnson songs always remind me of us, in the beginning. When you used [...]

Such an Honorable Title

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

This weekend I received a wonderful surprise from my little sister that made me bawl my eyes out while smiling the whole time…. a beautifully packaged “message in a bottle”. See, my baby sister is getting married in Hawaii next February – so she mailed me an adorable glass bottle filled with sand and shells [...]

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