The Adventures of Superwife

So for the whole three of you out there who weren’t actually AT the hospital listening to my screams when I gave birth (see photo below), I thought I’d post my “birth story” – mostly because my dear friend Nancianna told me that if I don’t write it down I’ll forget it, and because miss Molly threatened [...]

So after he announced that our baby was a girl, the first words out of Adam’s mouth were “ahhhh crap, she has my nose!” Everyone laughed, I was still crying from the trauma of pushing a watermelon out of me, and when I finally got to see her I realized Adam’s statement was SO TRUE. Little Ellie [...]

…because there is NO WAY this could actually happen. I refuse to believe it.   (No judging my messy coat closet. That’s what closets are FOR. And there ARE empty hangers in there… I checked.)

I bug Adam daily about hanging his coat in the coat closet when he gets home, since we have a coat closet right next to the front door. Instead, he chooses one of these obviously more logical places EVERY TIME HE WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR: the stairs the kitchen counter the dining room table the [...]

When my little brother was visiting Adam and I for a few months this summer, Adam came up with a way to make Billy remember to turn of the lights in our house when he wasn’t in a room – every time Adam noticed a light on, he would make Billy do ten pushups. I always [...]

Adam and I made carne asada tacos for dinner tonight… and apparently I’m an idiot. Adam: How should I cut the meat? Me: Maybe not as big as we did last time. Adam: Like little pieces? Me: Yeah! I like tiny meat. Adam: *giggle* Billy: (from the living room): Ahhhahahahahaha Me: No, you dorks, I [...]

Ahhh, boys. I left for about a week recently to do some work-related training in Dallas, TX… and because I didn’t want to be totally overwhelmed when I got home, I left a little note for the boys when I left: Dear Adam and Billy, I hope you have a wonderful week of bachelor-fun while [...]