Me: I’m almost done.
Adam: Should you be breathing this?
Me: Well it needed to be done and I’m very impatient. But I’m almost done, what do you think?
Adam: It’s fine.
Me: Ummm, I just spent two hours staining this, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Adam: It looks okay.
Me: When I ask you what you think about an irreversible thing, you have to say you love it. It’s the rule.
Adam: It looks okay. The thing about pine is, when you stain it, it takes away the color.
Me: Isn’t that what staining DOES?
Adam: I liked the pine. Now it just looks like cedar or something. It looks fine though.
Me: *sigh* Go.
Me: GET OUT!