Sometimes I swear I feel like an alien in my own house.
I pulled out a rock-hard tub of raspberry sorbet tonight after dinner, and told Ellie to go play for a few minutes while it softened up. She promptly perched herself directly in front of it at the counter, and said “Mom I’m just gonna watch it.”
Adam was in the living room with Jamie, and I laughed as I called out to him, “Hey Babe? Will you tell your daughter that a watched pot never boils?”
Adam: A what never what?
Me: A watched pot never boils.
Adam: A washed what?
Me: A watched pot never boils!
Adam: A washtot?
Me: ADAM! A WATCHED POT NEVER BOILS!!
Adam: Yeah I’ve never heard that. What’s that?
Ellie: I’m not watching a pot, MOM, I’m watching the ice cream!