Adam and I were watching television the other night and this
stupid Carl’s Jr. commercial came on. RIGHT in the MIDDLE of our conversation, his eyes completely glazed over and he basically forgot I was alive for 30 whole seconds. Have you seen this commercial? The one with Kate Upton? Here… please, do your research:
Okay. So I was all about letting it slide justthisonce… until NOT 3 SECONDS LATER he was on his iphone, looking up the “uncut” version of the commercial and completely ignoring me.
Me: WHAT THE HELL? You didn’t get enough of that bitch just now on the tv?
Adam: Huh? Oh, I just wanted to see the full version.
Me: How the hell did you even know there WAS a “full version?”
Adam: I just assumed. Anyway I didn’t get to see what kind of burger that was so I wanted to look it up.
Me: 0___0 (that’s a blank stare, for those of you who don’t know text-speak)
Me: Possibly the most ridiculous excuse I’ve ever in my life heard. Up there with “I only look at Playboy for the articles.”
Adam: I really wanted to see what kind of burger it was, it looked like there was jalepenos!
Me: So you’re just gonna keep digging, huh?
APPARENTLY, Carl’s Jr, you need to make the product for which you’re advertising A LITTLE DAMN MORE OBVIOUS.
(And… If I EVER see anyone eating a burger like that I will ram them with my car.