OMG. I just found out about that TV show “Hoarders”… have you guys WATCHED this? *shudder*
Anyway, I turned on one episode when I saw the series on Netflix last week, and Adam just happened to walk in halfway through and HE. IS. HOOKED. I, on the other hand, hate hate hate it. I didn’t even finish that episode I was so disgusted. Unfortunately for me, this is now the show that Adam turns on everysinglenight before he goes to bed. I seriously just sit in the living room and let Adam get pissed at me because I continuously talk over the TV about how “BURN THAT MUTHEREFFING HOUSE DOWN” would be the best solution – for like, every situation. No joke… Mom, Dad, heed my words… if I ever found you living like one of these people, I would lure you out of your house and burn it to the ground. Ugh, I feel like I need to go take a shower just talking about this show.
Fast forward to last night, driving home from a BBQ with Adam…
Adam: I ordered that talking dog collar off of ebay.
Me: Okay (?)
Adam: Oh, and I totally almost bought a blue clarinet.
Me: Uh… ah… a what?
Adam: A clarinet. A blue one.
Me: Okaaaaaaaay. What would you do with that? Ellie’s a little young…
Adam: Uh, I would play it, duh.
Me: You don’t play the clarinet.
Adam: Jenny, it was only $39. I could learn.
Me: Do you really think you need a clarinet? Even a blue one?
Adam: Do you really think you need another purse?
Me: I need it more than you need a clarinet. Even if it is blue.
Is it me, or does anyone think that damn show might be affecting my husband?? I’m so suing A&E.
(Also, a clarinet??? Wth? That’s so not even a cool instrument!!)
(ALSO, I bought him a $500 88-key keyboard for Christmas… which he “played once last week, Jenny.” -Yeah, he totally needs a new instrument to learn.)