I would be so bored without my husband. Adam is sitting next to me on the couch right in his green beer mug boxer shorts now cheering (“Yesssssssss!” -I’m not kidding) and pumping his fists in the air. Is it because we’re watching a sport of some sort, you ask? Is it because the Mariners [...]
Such a wonderful reminder… of the things I am not. If you wear these jeans, I curse you. CURSE YOU! Updated: You know, looking at this picture close up (click on it), don’t you think it’s weird that the front pair of jeans on this rack do NOT look like they’re exactly for skinnie minnies? [...]
For passengers on any airplane I am flying on: RULES TO FLY (WITH JENNY) BY Don’t talk on your cell phone at the top of your lungs at 7:30am while others (namely, me) are boarding/deboarding. It makes me have fantasies about your window breaking and you getting sucked out into nothingness. Don’t chew your gum/apple/candy/cud/whatever [...]
At the dentist recently my hygienist commented that I obviously practice “excellent” home care… and then she told me I have 3 cavities. WTF? Apparently my mouth has low ph? Gah. Anyway this was my brief conversation: Hygienist: “Jenny, do you have any specific drinks you consume a lot, like every day, you know like [...]
I hate Costco. I hate it more on the weekends. I hate it more on weekend afternoons… BUT, to get my beautiful new wine glasses, I went to Costco on Sunday at about 1:45pm. After some redneck (literally, a man in an old beat-up chevy, with a cigarette hanging out of his scruffy face, and [...]
Originally posted on jennyfast.com ———————————————– While I was in Seattle this week, I went to Southcenter Mall and window-shopped. To keep myself from actually buying clothes, I went to Baskin Robbins for an ice cream cone (can’t try on clothes if you’re eating ice cream!!). I paid the cute 16-year-old blonde girl behind the counter [...]
I don’t know why Adam EVER thinks he can get me to help him with these wine tasting events and still have me coherent at the end of the night… Since I have my TAM card (solely so I can help Adam serve at events like wine tastings for his clients), he decides once in [...]
