Archive for April, 2011

What not to say (for husbands)

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

Originally posted on jennyfast.com, circa 2008. A lesson for the men: Don’t always speak your mind: Me: Honey, I think I’m going to go buy some new gym shoes this week. Adam: Why? Me: Well, they’re falling apart, and also I’ve been getting pretty bad shin splints since the shoes are so worn out. I’ve [...]

Golf balls on the side, please

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Ahhhh… lunch with Dad at Moose’s Tooth… Server: “What can I get you to drink?” Dad: “I’ll have the, uh, PGA.” Server: “ummmm…” Me: “The IPA… haha…” Dad: “I knew it had a ‘G’ in it.”

Um, thank you?

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

How my husband manages to give me ‘backhanded compliments’: “Huh. Did you do something to your face today? Like, to make you look prettier?” Thanks baby. Wouldn’t it have just been nicer easier to tell me that I look pretty today?

I love you to the moon…

Monday, April 25th, 2011

Since I’ve been a bit boring lately, I’ve decided to post a few goodies from my old blog that had about three readers that I’m sure you all used to read, so if you something sounds familiar, you’ll know why. Forgive me, but as soon as something exciting (or funny, or embarrassing) happens I’ll be sure [...]

Easter Eggs Superwife Style :)

Monday, April 18th, 2011

 

And I once drank 4 glasses of straight pineapple vodka without puking…

Wednesday, April 13th, 2011

I made coffee for Adam and I this Saturday, and he called in to the kitchen to me to tell me not to put creamer in it because he had some Bailey’s Irish Cream he wanted to use. I decided this sounded like a great idea, so I left the creamer out of mine as [...]

Assignment: Love

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

To all of my wonderful Superwife fans out there, I have a homework assignment for you. Yes, homework… stop rolling your eyes already, you children - this one should be easy. Right now, today, tomorrow and for every day for the rest of your being, tell your loved ones how much they mean to you. Call [...]

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