Archive for October, 2010

Everything in life can be related to a Friends episode

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

This is basically just how it went when I went to the hospital for kidney stones. And of course, even though I was in excrutiating pain, I couldn’t stop giggling because I just kept replaying this scene in my head. And I’m pretty sure the nurse thought I was delirious because I was giggling so much, and [...]

38 Weeks: Kidney Stones, but No Kid

Friday, October 22nd, 2010

Seriously? My kidney stones are back. Not as excrutiatingly painful as last time, but STILL! So, I’m “relaxing” as much as I can and drinking TONS of water again. Although I think I’ve really been drinking tons of water anyway, but whatever. I have my vicodin on hand as well, but I’m trying not to [...]

Denial: You’re in it.

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

After putting the pack-n-play together in the living room last week… Me: Done! Where should we put it? Adam: Not in the way of the TV. I’m trying to watch this game. Me: Ugh. Where should we put it for real? Adam: How about behind the recliners? Me: Then we won’t be able to see [...]

Well, if Naomi Watts can do it…

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Adam came to bed the other night and just HAD to share this with me: Adam: Hey Honey, I just watched a Jimmy Fallon episode where he interviewed Naomi Watts… she like, JUST had a baby and you can’t even tell! Me: Just because you keep telling me all of these miracle stories of model [...]

Now I think he’s just messing with me…

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

…because there is NO WAY this could actually happen. I refuse to believe it.   (No judging my messy coat closet. That’s what closets are FOR. And there ARE empty hangers in there… I checked.)

What a manly coat rack…

Monday, October 18th, 2010

I bug Adam daily about hanging his coat in the coat closet when he gets home, since we have a coat closet right next to the front door. Instead, he chooses one of these obviously more logical places EVERY TIME HE WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR: the stairs the kitchen counter the dining room table the [...]

Superwife’s Hat Habit

Monday, October 18th, 2010

Ooookayyy… I opened up an Etsy.com store. :) After my post about my new grandma habit, I was urged to do so by more than a few people, so HERE YOU GO: http://www.etsy.com/shop/jjfast Most of my hats are up on the site, feel free to browse around and let me know if you have a [...]

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