Archive for September, 2010

New & Improved, by Johnson & Johnson…

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

This morning when Adam was in the shower, I was laying in bed and he had our bathroom door open so he could talk to me while he was getting ready for work… Adam: Man, this new body wash I bought smells awesome. Me: How do you like the new stuff I bought for me? [...]

Aaaaaand now I’m never eating hamburger again.

Friday, September 10th, 2010

It cracks me up that my OBGYN can be sooooooo adamant about the importance and value of taking a birthing class… yet also be so nonchalant about labor drugs. I got a mini-lecture when I said that I wasn’t doing any classes, but when we talked about pain she just shrugged and told me “no [...]

Can you not see the urgency here?

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

Brushing my teeth in Adam’s bathroom recently (my own bathroom sink was leaking and therefore out of commission), I nearly had a nervous breakdown… Me: brushbrushbrushbrushbr– EWWWW! Adam: (from the bed, where he was already under the covers) What? Me: When is the last time you cleaned your bathroom, ADAM? Adam: Why? Me: There is [...]

Drop and Gimme 10

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

When my little brother was visiting Adam and I for a few months this summer, Adam came up with a way to make Billy remember to turn of the lights in our house when he wasn’t in a room – every time Adam noticed a light on, he would make Billy do ten pushups. I always [...]

Nipple Brushes – eek!

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Have I mentioned how insanely scary all this baby stuff is? And how registering and looking at baby things gives me anxiety? Well… while I was recently registering at Babies-R-Us with a couple of girlfriends (for support and to catch me if I passed out in a fit of anxiety), a *teeny* bit of my [...]

How the Cookie Monster was made

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

After a great night visiting over dinner with great friends recently, Adam and I returned home to relax for a few minutes before hitting the sack. Sitting on separate couches while watching TV, I suddenly became aware of a deeeeeelicious aroma wafting toward me from Adam’s direction. Me: (without turning to look) *sniff sniff* Are you [...]

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