So THAT’S what “married” means…
Posted by SuperwifeJenny on February 7th, 2010. Filed under: Crazy Conversations, Shit My Husband Says, SUPERWIFE JENNY.Okay, I know I’m still sort of newly married (1.5yrs)… but PLEASE tell me this isn’t something I have to look forward to.
Adam and I, having a light conversation while sitting on the couch this evening.
Me: Blah blah blah, that movie Zombieland made me kind of queasy… blah…
Adam: Something something chicken wings for the Superbowl party…
Me: Hey, what are you doing with your hand? Stop playing with your crotch and just have a conversation with me for one second please.
Adam: I’m moving my balls off my leg. I’m not playing with my balls.
Me: Whatever, it’s weird. Please stop.
Adam: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET USED TO THE FACT THAT I TOUCH MY BALLS? I’m, a dude, it’s what we do.
Me: It’s just fucking weird and uncomfortable for me when I’m sitting here trying to look you in the eyes and have a conversation, and you’ve got your hand down your pants trying to act like everything’s normal! And by the way, how long does it take to “move your balls off your leg”? You’ve had your hand down your pants for 5 minutes!
Adam: Well if I move my hand, they’ll be touching my leg again now won’t they? Duh.
Me: You’re making me uncomfortable. Can you just quit it at least while we’re talking?
Adam: Jenny! Knock it off! Nothing should be uncomfortable between us. We both should be able to sit here facing eachother, buck naked, Indian-style and have a normal conversation. We’re MARRIED.
Me: I just choked on my tea. I’m going to bed. And I’m never sitting Indian-style again. Ever.
February 7th, 2010 at 1:31 am
Bahahahahaha… Ewww!
February 7th, 2010 at 6:24 am
bahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa…. I am crying over this one!!!
February 7th, 2010 at 6:43 am
Hahahaha
My husband likes to walk around the house naked, and sometimes he does the “pee-pee” dance. The pee-pee dance is not holding your private parts like you have to go to the bathroom either!
I was also educated on how stretchy the ball sack can be, and how men love imitating the movie “Waiting”.
Men like boobs, but they are far more in love with their own private parts!
February 7th, 2010 at 8:28 am
Get use to it honey. Now all of our “family meetings” are done nekkid sitting indian style.
February 7th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
That IS weird…..Normally I just tuck it in my sock and be done with it.
February 12th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Ewwwwww Danya…we could have done without the stretchy comment! blech..!
February 12th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
This is a place for sharing… :)
March 25th, 2010 at 4:32 am
So that’s why my honey always has his hands in his pants.
March 25th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Hahaha Michelle! That could be a possible explanation… :)