The Adventures of Superwife

Just thought I’d give another little peek at my husband’s mind… from a post I put on jennyfast.com back in August of 2008 (just after my wedding).

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OH, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED…

A few days ago Adam came home with an Axe Body Wash combo pack and was excited about this “detailer thingy” that had been advertised as this manly bath sponge for manly dudes.

 I can’t think of how many times Adam (or my dad, or his dad) has bugged me about buying makeup or pedicures or hair stuff or clothes or ANYTHING that they could’ve found for cheaper… (you bought a facial mud mask? I could find you some mud out back! Why do you waste your money??). So of course my natural, snappy response was this:

“You bought THAT? A “detailer“? What does that even mean? I could find one of those for like, FIFTY CENTS, anywhere!”

 Adam, defensively: “This one is for boys.”

Oh. Excuuuuuuse me.

THIS, looks like a MAN’S sponge. It is DEFINITELY worth more than fifty cents, and no woman should ever think she is allowed to use it because it is for MAN parts.

THIS, is a GIRLY sponge, and no man could possible ever consider using it, even though no one sees him IN THE SHOWER.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go wash my face in the mud from the backyard.